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The LA Arsonist struck right around the corner from my building. Still trying to figure out how to list this on my resume.
Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince was on my flight. I’d make a joke but he looked so sad it was depressing.
If you have your booking info in your twitter bio and you aren’t on Jersey Shore, take it easy & let it come to you.
I thought it was Mission Impossible : Ghost Potluck.. my famous Spooky Chicken Salad is totally gonna go to waste.
My mom, while passing a car on the left in a two lane road, asked me to turn up Watch the Throne’s Niggas in Paris. And to all a good night!
My brother & the cab driver were in deep competition to see who could have the more disgusting cough.
“Tom, you are hands down the greatest lover not only I but THE UNIVERSE has ever known.” - @Realshitgirlsay
